The Official Cautionary Tales Merch Store
Apparel
Premium Cautionary Tales apparel — tees, hoodies, sweatshirts & more
Accessories
Complete your Cautionary Tales collection
Why Choose Cautionary Tales Merch?
Premium gear for listeners who value quality and story.
Premium Materials
Every piece is printed on heavyweight, soft-touch fabrics that hold up wash after wash.
Inspired Designs
Artwork drawn from the show's most unforgettable tales, created by independent artists.
Listener-First
A store built by fans, for fans - your support keeps the stories coming.
Ethical Production
All items are printed on demand to reduce waste and ensure fair labor practices.
Wear the Caution, Live the Story
Explore our collection of premium tees, hoodies, and accessories inspired by history's greatest lessons.
Shop NowWhat Listeners Are Saying
Real reviews from the Cautionary Tales community.
“The 'Titanic Tee' is incredibly soft and the print is vivid. I've gotten so many compliments from fellow history buffs.”
“I ordered the hoodie for a weekend trip and it quickly became my go-to layer. The design is subtle but meaningful.”
“The mug arrived well-packaged and the artwork is even better in person. Perfect for my morning coffee while I catch up on episodes.”
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